Oops I Just Want Food

“When I am president” -Mitt Romney

You know when you have to pee really bad, then when you do it’s just

this was like two years ago

but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly

one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was

“MY CEREAL!!!”

I will reblog this every time I see it on my dash