Hi I'm Ivy. I reallllly like food.
Nice to meet you! I'd love to chat :)

njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

novium:

that lil bitch

meladoodle:

do you wonder if god ever thinks ‘woah these humans were kinda a bad idea’

adamchanler:

lady-tyrell:

the funniest part of macbeth is when the soldiers all cut a branch off a tree to hold in front of them while they march toward’s macbeth’s castle in hopes that he will somehow think they are all trees and not an army

the second best part is that it actually works