February 2012
me: this food is gross
mom: there are starving kids in africa
me: i can't finish this
mom: there are starving kids in africa
cashier: would you like to donate 99 cents to starving kids in africa?
mom: oh no not today
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Anonymous asked: lucy and david arent dating anymore, shes dating chris zylka who plays jake in the secret circle
Open books, not legs. Blow minds, not guys.
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Annie: I'm fi-
Michael Jackson: ARE YOU OKAY ANNIE
I like how everyone complains when something new...
and I think Karp is sitting in front of his computer, clicks on Save changes and whispers:
friend: OMG I can't believe he rejected me! why am I such a hopeless romantic?!
me: one time a snack machine rejected my dollar and I was really hungry
PUT A LETTER FROM A - Z IN MY ASK BOX AND I'LL...
suckitupackles:
You're not hipster. You're a slut.
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