a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost
when you think you can trust someone but then they go and use your comb
i guess you learn something new every day
a star is born
Blaine proposing to Disney Princesses plus Gaston
checking your phone in the middle of the night
things you don’t point out about people:
- body hair in places you’re not used to it being???
- fat rolls/curves
- how much/how little they’re eating
- how skinny they are/what bones they can see because of how skinny they are
- How fat they are.
- If they have crooked or misaligned teeth maybe even yellowed
- If they sweat a lot
don’t do it
getting up at 6:00 am made me realize that 6:00 am isnt a place it is an emotion
6:00 am isn’t a place at all
thats because it is an emotion
The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this.
If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella.
you are my hero
YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS
me as a parent